Yay! I've just started my own sprite movie using metal slug sprites, I never realized how much fun making these movies are.

Anyway, I'm hoping to get my first movie done within a month or so, it's about the battle Stalingrad, and as I said before it's with metal slug sprites. I just hope it turns out good, I think I have all the soundeffects and everything I need so wish me luck! Check out my profile again in around a month and you will hopfully see my movie!

I'm having a lot of fun with these metal slug sprites, so you guys will probably see more from me in the future as well.

I was outside with my friends last night smoking up .. and we were in a quarry behind the school sitting on the ice since the entire pond was frozen over.

All of a sudden a few hours later all the ice started cracking and breaking away so we grabbed all of our stuff and started running the fuck away from there. I don't even know what I was thinking going to place, we nearly died D:

Anyway heres a quick video of us walking somewhere. I'm holding the camera. DON"T JUDGE ME!

EVERYONE CARES ABOUT MY HAIR SO I DECIDED TO MAKE A NEWS POST ABOUT MY HAIR HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY SHORTHAIR .

Do you think it looks better longer or shorter?

EDIT : second picture with ma cool sweater hood thing :D

I decided to host a party. What a shit ass idea that was. I invited 15 people. 15.

Not even ONE person showed up. This is insane. You don't know how embarrising it is to invite 15 people over for a party and no one shows up until you've done it.

Nothing left to do now really except get drunk. I hope next year is better.

Cheers.

Crown Royal Canadian Whisky 60%

There once was a boy.

There once was a boy who was at school playing in the sandbox , making a castle. The school bully walked over to him , and kicked over his sandcastle.

The boy got angry and said to the bully "Your a fag!" The bully punched the boy in the face , a teacher noticed and brought them both to the princeables office. The princeable asked the boy : "What did you do? What happened?"

The boy responded "I called him a fag because he knocked over my sandcastle."

Upon hearing this the princeable was very upset. "I don't think we have room for a student like you in this school , young man."

The boy went home. When he got home , his mother confronted the boy. "I heard you got in trouble at school. What happened?" The boy responded "I called this kid a fag because he knocked over my sandcastle , so the princeable expelled me from the school."

The mother was very upset. "Go to your room , and wait for your father to get home." So the boy waited for his father.

When the boys father got home , he went into the boys room and asked "I heard you got in trouble at school. What happened."

"I called this kid a fag because he knocked over my sandcastle , so the princeable expelled me from school , mom told me to wait in my room for you."

The father was very upset. "Sorry son , I don't think we have room in this family for a person like you."

So the father made the boy leave the house. The boy wandered the streets for hours , and it was starting to get late. A police car pulled up next to the boy and asked "Why are you outside so late son?"

The boy looked at the police officer and said "I called this kid at school a fag because he knocked over my sandcastle , so the princeable expelled me from school. When I got home my mom told me to wait for my dad to get home. When my dad got home he kicked me out of the house."

The police officer was very upset. "Your gonna have to come with me downtown." So the boy went with the police officer to court. When he got to court the judge asked him. "Can you tell me why your here?"

The boy looked at the judge and said "I called this kid a fag because he knocked over my sandcastle , so the princeable expelled me from school. When I got home my mom told me to wait for my dad to get home. When my dad got home he kicked me out of the house. Then the police officer found me wandering around the streets and I was brought here."

The Judge was very upset. "Your gonna have to do some time in prison , son."

When the boy got to prison , the secruity guard asked the boy why he was there. "Why are you here kid?" he asked.

The boy looked at the secruity guard and replied "I called this kid a fag because he knocked over my sandcastle. When I got home my mom told me to wait for my dad to get home. When my dad got home he kicked me out of the house. When he kicked me out of the house I wondered the streets for a while. The police officer brought me to the judge. The judge sent me here."

The security guard was very upset. "How could you do a thing like that. Theres only one place for you.

The security guard brought the boy to the outskirts of town.

The boy found a small town after wandering around for a few hours. He met a man.

"Why are you here son?"

The boy looked at the man and said "I called this kid a fag because he knocked over my sandcastle. When I got home my mom told me to wait for my dad to get home. When my dad got home he kicked me out of the house. When he kicked me out of the house I wandered the streets for a while. Then a police officer found me , he brought me to a judge. When I told the judge what happened , he sent me to jail. When I told the security guard what happened , he brought me here."

The man was appauled. "Thats terrible son! Tell you what , heres $10. Go get yourself something to eat from the store across the road."

When the boy was crossing the road he got hit by a car.

The boy died.

The lesson of this story is to look both ways before crossing the street.

If you need any sort of voice acting , just give me a PM. I can do anything from a British Training Instructor to a drunk surfboarder!

My voice sounds really raspy when I yell loudly , and I also sound much older.

I know usually people put "I KAN DO VOCE ACTENG" in their signatures but it's about time I made a new News Post anyway.

StarCraft
StarCraft : BroodWar
Diablo 1
Diablo 2
Diablo 2 : Expansion
Guitar Hero 2 ( Expert )
Guitar Hero 3 ( Expert )
Rock Band ( Expert Guitar )
Gears of War
Dawn of War
Dawn of War : Winter Assult
Dawn of War : Dark Crusade
Dungeons and Dragons Heroes
World War II Combat : Iwo Jima
Conflict Global Terror
Men of Valor
Brute Force
Samurai Warroirs
Pariah
Prince of Persia : Sands of Time
Prince of Persia : Warroir Within
Prince of Persia : The two Thrones
Reign of Fire
Magic Battlegrounds
Advent Rising
Return to Castle Wolfenstine
Halo 1 ( Legendary )
Halo 2 ( Legendary )
Halo 3 ( Legendary )
Aeon Flux
Ghost Recon 2
Odd World : Strangers Wrath
Unreal Championship
Unreal Championship 2
Conflict Desert Storm
Gauntlet : Seven Sorrows
Gauntlet
Brothers in Arms Road to Hill 30
Conker Bad Fur Day , Live and Reloaded
Lego Star Wars
GoldenEye Rogue Agent
007 Everything or Nothing
Elder Scrolls : Morrowind
Elder Scrolls : Morrowwind Game of The Year Edition
Half Life 2
Simpsons Hit and Run
Crimson Skies
Classified : The Sentinel Crisis
Hunter The Reckoning : Redeemer
Fable
Fable The Lost Chapters
Matrix : Path of Neo
Fantastic 4
Ninety Nine Nights
Call of Duty 2 ( Veteran )
Call of Duty 3
Call of Duty 4 ( Veteran )
BattleField : Bad Company
Lost Planet
Phantom Dust
Mech Assault
Mech Assault 2 Lone Wolf
Blazing Angels
The Outfit
Two Worlds
Dark Messiah Might Magic Elements
Kingdom Under Fire Circle Of Doom
Chrome Hounds
Zelda : Ocernea of Time
Zelda : Majora's Mask
Donkey Kong 64
Star Wars Pod Racer
Banjo and Kazooie
Gex 64
Jet Force Gemini
Empires : Dawn of the Modern World
Age of Empires : Rise of Rome
Saints Row
Grand Theft Auto 3
Grand Theft Auto 4
Bioshock
Jade Empire
Mech Warrior 2
Mech Warrior 3
Mech Warrior 4 Mercenaries
Company of Heroes
Dungeon Seige
Battlezone 2
Pax Imperia
Heavy Gear
Heavy Gear 2
Dodge Ball
Blaster Master
Super Mario 2
Super Mario 3
Super Mario : Sunshine Island ( I think that is what it's called )
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime : Fusions
Duck Hunt
Zelda : Four Swords
Super Smash Brothers
Super Smash Brothers Melee
Mario Kart 64
Elder Scrolls : Oblivion
Elder Scrolls : Oblivion : Game of The Year Edition
Ghost Recon : Advanced Warfighter ( Hard mode )
Lord of the Rings : Return of the King
Starfox 64
Mischeif Makers
Super Mario 64
Ghost Recon : Advanced Warfighter 2

Not QUITE done yet , I need to finish digging through my N64 and NES games.

Should I go Trick or Treating? Or should I go to a death metal concert and get the fuck beaten out of me in mosh pits?

Two of my friends are going Trick or Treating , and two are going to this concert.

Pro's and cons for the concert
+ It will probably be a lot more fun.
- Costs money to get in.
- My ear drums will explode.

Pros and cons for Trick or Treating
+ It's free.
- I've done it every other year.
+ Candy!

I'm getting a bit older and I won't be able to go Trick or Treating for much longer without parents saying "Aren't you a little old to go Trick or Treating?" and I want to have fun for these next couple Halloweens. But , the promise of piles of candy doesn't seem as amazing as it used to be.

So , in a sentence -

Run around and cause mayhem , or go to a mind-blowing concert?

This was my first , and probably one of my best stories. It is called , "Onions make you cry."
You can find it here.

My second story , "Peppers make you sneeze" was also one of my better stories , but some said it wasen't as good as the first story was. You can find it

Over here.

My third story wasen't very good , and although I knew it , I posted it anyway. I was challenged to make a story , "Water makes you drown" , and so ..
Here it is down here.

A story about what I did when I saw the movie 'Iron man' thread , is right here.

My most recent story , and the longest one , can be found here. Although it isn't as short and sweet as my other stories , I did try to include humor. An apple a day ..

This thread isn't funny , it's just me asking people to help me think of a band name. I still haven't thought of a band name by the way , and i'm open to suggestions.

ANGRY FAIC WILL KILL US ALL!!

Pictures of me and my friends. Please don't make fun of us to much =P

Thats about it. I'm still open to band names or story idea's. So just send me a comment about anything and I'll see if it can be put to use :)

It all started 2 days ago. I was at my friends house playing 360, drinking pop , and wishing I was getting laid. When ever I opened my mouth to smile or laugh , I felt a small section of my cheek was numb. I thought nothing of it. It would go away in the morning, right?

The next day it was worse. It wasen't just when I moved my cheek , it was always numb , and was extremly sensitive to any touching or pain. I mentioned it to my mom , but she just thought it was a coldsore. Nothing much.

Later that night the inside of my cheek started bleeding. I would tell my parents in the morning that I need to see a dentist or something , I thought. It was far to late to wake them up. I couldn't get to sleep. I kept tasting blood. I reached in and felt around my mouth to see what was casuing the problem. There was a giant swollen area on the inside of my mouth. When I touched it , it felt like a knife jabbing through my cheek. It was still bleeding.

I woke my parents up in the morning , and told them about the swollen thingy. They took me to the dentist. On the ride there , I noticed I was having trouble breathing. My neck was sore now. When I got to the dentist , they asked me to come in and lay down. When they reached in my mouth with that metal hooky thing , it made the swollen area bleed and the pain was enough to make me scream. I could only imagine what the people in the waiting room were thinking.

I sort of zoned out on the chair. Still tired from not getting any sleep from the night before.I heard the two dentists talking to each other though I could not make out the words. They called my mother into the room.

Apparntly , my parents were supposed to take me to the dentist 2 weeks ago. I guess they never did. The giant swollen thingy was expanding somehow into my throat. It was causing me to have trouble breathing , and if I showed up a couple hours later , I would of died. Hearing that scared me a little. They gave me two choices , they could do some magic dentist stuff and pull it out , but it would hurt a lot. "Substancal Pain" as they said it. Or I could take 2 diffrent kinds of pills every 8 hours for a week.

If the pills don't have any effect , I have to go to the hospital and hopfully not die.

Wish me luck :)