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A little after I turn 16 me and my friend are moving into a apartment near my school. We'll both be working minimum wage jobs + child care welfare because all we have to do is say our parents kicked us out and get our parents to sign a contract, and we get a bunch of money every month.

I'm looking forward to it, at lunch times during school I can take a 5 minute walk to my home. Not to mention I can grow weed, smoke weed, and drink booze without any problems or worrying about getting caught.

I'm saving up money right now, so I can buy a bunch of things I need when I first move in, microwave, washing machine, ect. I'm looking at hopefully $450 - $500 a month for the apartment, plus 40 bucks for internet. Theres a grocery store near my school, so I wont need a car yet, I can just take a 10 minute walk to go buy food.

I've already got it all pretty much figured out. This is going to be a big step for me and I'm ready.

Non related question ; WTF is with all the people giving peace signs and making weird ass pucky lips expressions? I dont understand why people do that is it supposed to be hot or something?

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Jul. 10, 2009 | 10:31 PM thelittleemo says:

Well good luck with that I guess. I hope you don't get stabbed in the stomach.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:05 AM B4gle responds:

stabbed in the stomach ??

Jul. 10, 2009 | 10:56 PM blackabyss763 says:

It's "kewl". Also, congrats. You're slowly becoming more independent. No more basement dwelling for you. Is it legal to grow weed at sixteen in Canada without a license? If not, I won't tell.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:03 AM B4gle responds:

obviously its not legal, but who cares. as far as i know people in canada usually dont care about weed, so no one would call the cops on me or anything. I've been completly wasted before walking down the street and some old lady was walking her dog saw that I was stoned so as I walked by she said "jump! jump!"

Jul. 10, 2009 | 10:58 PM Yrtnej says:

So, instead of live the life for another two years until you have to go to college, you're going to go off on your own when you're 16, not go to college, and have your parents not wan't anything to do with you for the rest of your life?

Great idea.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 12:52 AM B4gle responds:

why would my parents not want anything to do with me for the rest of my life?.. and actually, im going to university.

edit : im not running away from home im moving out. its only like 10 minutes away, I'll still see my parents lots.

Updated: Jul. 11, 2009, 10:40 PM

Jul. 11, 2009 | 12:19 AM Proottalfain says:

I wouldn't advise growing weed. If you get caught, you are in huge problems. And it's probably not hard to get caught when you grow it in an apartment.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:04 AM B4gle responds:

meh.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 11:11 PM igott says:

You look like Mick Jagger in the 70's. CAN YOU BE THE SINGER FOR THE BAND I'M PUTTING TOGETHER?!

Jul. 11, 2009 | 11:26 PM B4gle responds:

I cant sing but I'll lip sync for you :D

Jul. 12, 2009 | 7:47 PM CalvinGodly says:

Is that you Matt?

Jul. 12, 2009 | 9:50 PM B4gle responds:

Ma names Scott sorry, and sorry again if that was some joke reference that I didnt get.

Jul. 12, 2009 | 9:09 PM IIlIllIII says:

Your thread, has gone horribly wrong.

Jul. 12, 2009 | 9:49 PM B4gle responds:

MY LIFE IS RUINED

Jul. 12, 2009 | 9:56 PM bagle says:

Baaaaw. Are you going to cry about it some more?

"Yeah man, I got an 8 percent in french brah, I'm a narcissistic douchebag man. I'm ugly as fuck but refuse to stop posting pictures of myself on newgrounds because I want to pick up guys."

You're the most hated Newgrounds user I can think of...

Jul. 12, 2009 | 10:39 PM B4gle responds:

lol

Jul. 13, 2009 | 2:58 AM FurryOwlet says:

God, I'm jealous.

Jul. 13, 2009 | 3:25 AM B4gle responds:

cool

Jul. 13, 2009 | 3:00 AM Orange-Jews says:

lmao. Gonna have a grow op in an apartment?

Good luck with that.

Jul. 13, 2009 | 4:00 AM bagle says:

How are you old enough to live on your own?...

Jul. 13, 2009 | 4:14 AM B4gle responds:

I keep my room clean and take good care of my things. I have a job. I buy my own clothes, and sometimes my own food, but usually my parents do that for me.

As far as I'm concerned I'll be making enough money to live a good life through highschool until I go to university, ( with help from my parents ) after that I'll be joining the army as a infantry officer. Just like my dad.

I don't see the problem. I don't get along with my brother, and he still hasen't moved out even though he's 18. I don't get along with my dad either. I noticed how you looked through my threads. Did you notice the one about him in there?

Age isn't a problem when your moving out. It's how ready you actually are.

Jul. 13, 2009 | 4:11 AM Orange-Jews says:

"grow op" meaning a marijuana grow operation...

Jul. 13, 2009 | 4:25 AM B4gle responds:

oh I thought you meant grow up my bad lol. I don't see what would be so hard about it really, just like 2 maybe 3 plants in a hidden closet or something.

Updated: Jul. 13, 2009, 4:27 AM

Jul. 13, 2009 | 10:42 PM METALHEAD01 says:

That is fucking awesome and good luck in your future ganja indevers

Jul. 13, 2009 | 10:56 PM B4gle responds:

thanks bro

Jul. 14, 2009 | 12:24 AM CalvinGodly says:

No there is not a reference there, its just you look exactly like my old friend Matt.

Jul. 17, 2009 | 12:20 PM B4gle responds:

oh :P

that would be a pretty big coincidence if I was him.. I dont think the chances of seeing an old friend on a forum are very high.